Log of Poo

Afternoon Delight

2005-10-26T11:33:00.000-07:00

I made bacon and eggs this morning for breakfast. I burnt the bacon, and the eggs were gross. However, I think that they may have contributed to these pieces of crap, which were rather soft. It is strange for me to defecate in the mid afternoon, however, I can't say that I've been in a definite poo routine, or "poutine" since the summer. Stay Classy,
Pooper Mcgoo

Morning Glory

2005-10-25T08:15:00.000-07:00

As I was typing up the post for yesterday's fecal ejections, I felt that characteristic abdominal pressure that screams "I gotta crap!" So I quickly posted, then went up to the throne and launched this fellow:

I'm rather impressed with this one, for a number of reasons: A) I figured I would've been fairly empty after yesterdays loaf B) the length and slimness of this sculpture, and C) the overall esthetic charm of her. Perhaps it is a continuation of that huge burger I ate yesterday. I had another orange this morning too. Note the different angle of the camera. This is because I was pooing in a different bathroom today. There was a wall in the way of where I normally stand to take a picture, so I took it from the other side, and also, this was a particularly soft and wet stool, so I was compelled to move very carefully while standing pre-wipe...I wanted to choose the easiest angle.

Pooper Mcgoo

A Tale of Two Bowel Movements

2005-10-25T07:53:00.000-07:00

Monday Morning. I wake up early. I walk the dog. It was rainy and cold. It was still dark when the dog started circling in his usual crap-spot hunt. I say outloud "SUCCESS!" but then quickly hush myself so that I don't draw attention, cause I hate picking up dog crap. As he unloads, I feel an abdominal pressure. This one feels big. I rush home, and go upstairs to where I must go. I disrobe, and sit down. I squeeze. *plop* *plop* *teeny weeny splash*. Not much poo came out...I squeeze harder...another little turd falls. I'm pretty disappointed. Anyway, life goes on. I hadn't defecated the previous day, so I was hoping this would be a big one, but the result was anticlimactic. The previous day I'd had a bowl of oatmeal for breaky, a spicy chicken sandwich combo from wendy's for lunch, and roast beef with potatoes, squash, peas, etc. for supper.

Later Monday, I sent this beauty into a watery exile:

I had an orange for breakfast, a huge burger for lunch (which explains the large mass of this one), and some chicken strips on a bun for supper. Also accounting for the size was the food I'd consumed the previous day, only a small fraction of which came out in the morning's escapoode. You'll note that this is the only photo that contains TP. This is actually a kleenex disposed of in the toilet prior to defecation. I photograph my work before wiping so that the beauty of the bread is preserved.

Pooper Mcgoo

Two Days Work

2005-10-22T15:47:00.000-07:00

So last night I didn't really feel a need to move my bowels, so I figured I'd wait til tonight so that I'd have an impressive load for display. My immediate thought when I saw this was "I don't recall eating meatballs" (as that is what my stool resembles). This beast was wonderful to get out. I found my gameboy (circa 1991) and was playing Super Mario for like half an hour (which may explain the teabag effect in the bottom part of the bowl, where the pooey colour has leeched into the water...a sort of poo tea). Anyway, I ate a bowl of oatmeal yesterday morning, a quiche with caesar salad for lunch, and a couple burgers for supper. Today, I had bacon and pancakes for breakfast, no real lunch to speak of, and a chicken lasagna for supper. I had bread with the supper, and I ate an orange about an hour before hand. I think I may have had a handful of chips at some point. Anyway, a note about the photography. Today and yesterday's beauties have been photographed with my camera's "flower" setting, which I figure is best for close up shots. If any photographers are about, and have any advice or anything on fecaltography, just let me know.

Pooper Mcgoo

evening deposit

2005-10-22T15:40:00.000-07:00

On the evening of the 20th, I took this lovely specimen. I had had a fairly standard diet that day, with a small bowl of Lucky Charms for breakfast, a Harvey's grilled chicken sandwich for lunch, and some pasta for supper. It was similar to the previous day's delightful dropping. It was a pleasure to give birth to this darling.

Pooper Mcgoo

midnight poo

2005-10-20T11:56:00.000-07:00

So last night at around twenty after twelve, I took a poo. I had had oatmeal for breakfast, a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, and a big steak for supper. I also consumed a few 2 bite brownies throughout the day. This poo was heavy. It was solid, yet wet and slimey. It was a well formed stool and was not unattractive. It was quite a relief to get it out. It was a routine poo.

Pooper Mcgoo

Welcome To Log of Poo

2005-10-19T21:04:00.000-07:00

Greetings
I have set up this weblog to document my bowel movements. I will post every time I defecate, describing the experience, including the stool consistency, the food I'd recently eaten, and any other interesting stuff. I hope to include pictures whenever possible. I hope you enjoy.

Pooper McGoo
Sudbury ON